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Polygraph test in Los Angeles area
Yes, testing for you from TV's
'Thumbs Up - Thumbs Down Polygraph Guy'!
You write the questions used for the test
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call us about how a
certified
polygraph
test in Los Angeles really works:
Now is 37+ years experience and
more than 13,000+ persons tested
Results are issued IMMEDIATELY!
for a complete computerized polygraph examination!
We are
the Gold Standard
of polygraph testing
available to the public
It might take 10 minutes, BUT
read everything below to learn how
to get the best polygraph possible!
** We have conducted more
than 12000 examinations **
This polygraph video can explain
much of the process in advance.
Watch this video for 35 seconds and you
can see what Examiners are looking for
You can get a polygraph test
in Los Angeles or the surrounding
cities for less than $148, all done
by the renowned polygraph
examiner used by TV studios!
When you need to impress
someone with the truth,
choose the examiner
with 36+ years experience.
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LEARN MORE ABOUT
HOW A POLYGRAPH TEST
BY TV's 'LIE DETECTOR GUY'
IN LOS ANGELES WORKS!
But don't forget
to keep reading:
there is information
below that will help
you make your test
more accurate.
COVID EMERGENCY OVER!
SO
FOR NOW,
THIS REQUIREMENT
IS NOT NEEDED!
(
Protect yourself
by demanding
that all 6 coronavirus
guidelines are followed:)
Watch out for any excuses given
to NOT follow all 6 guidelines; then the next ones likely won't
happen either if it is done at an
office that is rented by the hour
all day by different people!
A simple overview about a
polygraph test in Los Angeles:
Los Angeles lie detector testing since 1988
For some matters, we can use
Skype or Zoom or Microsoft Teams
for polygraph-related videoconferencing
Real polygraph clients want you to know this secret:
Insist on this professional option.
When we administer your testing.
you are receiving the Gold Standard
in private polygraph service.
Should you want the above info about
your Los Angeles polygraph test expert,
the link is at the bottom of this page.
But check out all the other details first!
Know the polygraph secrets throughout this long
page
if you
are calling around for polygraph prices:
Several dishonest examiners have asked us
to remove these tips scattered below. NO!
Occasionally a client will ask "If I am quiet and
I don't interfere,
would it be OK for
me to watch the test?"
Part-time examiners are not set up
to offer this. Ask us if you need it.
POLYGRAPH TEST IN LOS ANGELERS
More than 36 years of polygraph experience
CERTIFIED - ACCREDITED - EXPERIENCED
--
Male and female polygraph examiners --
At $145, we don't gouge you--
and that makes some other examiners VERY mad!
And we can include a FREE practice test chart,
which clearly determines the testing suitability.
AS SEEN ON TV
You can use the same
choice as the TV shows!
Long ago, we charged $300 +.
Ever since we lowered the cost
to $145 to make testing affordable
for more people, we have been
thanked thousands of times.
This is what we see!
Here is the first tip a potential
client should know before choosing
a polygraph examiner. Sadly, many
DO NOT WANT YOU TO KNOW:
TLDR: never accept a polygraph done
in a home or a rent-by-the-hour office. Run away if the examiner doesn't
have his OWN professional office.
That's us you've seen on TV!
Here are some polygraph
pricing secrets that some
examiners don't want
you to know about:
Polygraph Privacy:
details at bottom
of this page
Here is the second tip a potential
client should know before choosing
a polygraph examiner. Sadly, many
DO NOT WANT YOU TO KNOW:
TLDR: most polygraph examinations take
far less time than you were told by phone. Many inflate the time to hide how much
they are actually charging you per hour.
Take ONE of these offered discounts if
it applies to you on the day of testing.
A roadblock in therapy?
Many therapists use
our polygraph for it.
IMMEDIATE Pass or Fail
computerized polygraph examination results
Here is the third tip a potential
client should know before choosing
a polygraph examiner. Sadly, many
DO NOT WANT YOU TO KNOW:
TLDR: Hang up the phone if a polygraph
examiner tells you that a deposit is needed. No other professional requires a pre-paid
deposit just to schedule an appointment..
1. When the 'recession' came and many
people could no longer afford
a $395 polygraph test,
we made our prices $145 instead. 2. No other local examiner made such a price discount.
That was their choice. Many went out of business.
Many barely do any exams per week anymore. 3. Some desperate Examiners instead
tried lying to customers
by telling them
that they would get a better test if they paid more.
4. But the customers figured out the truth: it's all computerized,
and the polygraph equipment doesn't care how much was paid.
Yes, you've seen our work-- with 1000+ media situations!
ONLY American Polygraph Association, PEOA, ASTM, Federal and more approved techniques are used
Need us for a legal matter? Our polygraph tests have been used for court.
TV shows have so often used us for testing
that we pop up in unusual places!
Price secrets that some other
polygraph examiners don't want you to know!
We refused toagree to the group polygraph price-fixing agreement of $300 minimum. So some other examiners said they would
'ruin us' with false negative
Internet reviews--
but it backfired on them. The public won instead!
Remember: the computer polygraph
doesn't know what you paid for the test!
but mobile testing is also available for an extra fee.
And we help keep contestants honest:
The most rapid-viewed polygraph video ever on YouTube!
More than three million people watched
this video
in the first forty hours it was posted. Same first week, it surpassed four million people. After that, five million people . . . After that, seven million people . . . After that, eight million people . . . After that, nine million people . . . After that, ten million people . . . After that, eleven million people . . . After that, twelve million people . . .
and more, and more, and more, After that, twenty-three million people . . . Keep reading the advice on this site; you'll
find a clickable link to watch this video.
Mature audiences only . . .
Just some of so many many testimonials and comments!
(Is your situation similar to any of these?)
SUCCESS!"After his release from Federal prison for online sex crimes, our interview got nothing from him--
then that day you got several
new sex-crime admissions from our person!" - Federal probation officers
SUCCESS!"I immediately called you after an anxious woman competitor of yours bad-mouthed you
and asked me that I not call you instead of paying her more. Your results were accurate, I got to watch the testing,
we got a confession and I am extremely satified! I will be referring many others to you" - Lawyer/mother
SUCCESS!"Despite my suspicion, my husband swore no sex with anyone else happened during our marriage.
I saw your computer show that there was no way he was telling the truth.
He stormed out swearing that he was not lying. Yet that night, he admitted to (xyz)
7 times
with an other woman, and 1 time of (xyz) with another woman, all during our marriage.
Marriage being repaired, thank you so much!" - Nurse/wife
SUCCESS!"So glad I found you. Just so you know, a polygraph woman in another city spent more time
trying to get us to not use your LOW prices than she did to try to sell her self-- I'm a businessman,
I spotted the desperate phonyness! Important to our long marriage was that both my wife and I
prided ourselves on only sex with the other during our entire lives. We had each other tested--
she failed bad, and that night she confessed to have had intercourse with a guy in college before me." - Tech businessman, husband/father
1. Polygraph Examiners measure microscopic changes at at least four points
of the body while the examinee answers a series of Yes or No questions.
2. Worldwide, up to 4 questions of importance are allowed for the test.
3. For the highest accuracy, the questions of importance should be from
3 to 19 words long each, and using no 'ands', no 'ors', no 'commas'.
4. Being nervous does not affect test results-- everyone taking these tests is nervous!
5. During the 'Pre-Test', the questions of importance are
developed
and discussed, and the testing process is explained.
6. The actual 'polygraphing' (the examinee's arm squeezed with a
blood-pressure cuff,
answering the questions while sitting still)
is three 5-minute periods with short breaks in between each.
7. To inspire trust and to have the results be accepted by all,
the client should be allowed
to quietly observe the exam while it is happening,
via various possible methods.
TV studios must use the best examiner due to liability reasons; you can use that same examiner!
With most exams, no names are required: keep it completely private.
Most people just need a regular polygraph examination.
For a few, there are some options available at additional cost.
Here are a few of them, call 818 883-6969 to ask for prices.
1. Testing outside our regular hours.
2. Polygraph testing at your location.
3.Polygraph testing in a language other than English.
4. Discount on a 2nd polygraph test or a 2nd person.
Call 818 883-6969 to ask for prices on these above options.
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We have done more than any other Examiner!
Which would you choose?
A part-time polygraph examiner,
or a full-time polygraph examiner?
We have done many
MTV and VH-1 TV show episodes!
Would you like to know the #1 lie that polygraph examiners tell you
when
you call around for prices?
Ask them "How long will the actual polygraphing take?"
To hide their high price-quotes, some examiners will tell you: "A complete polygraph exam will take two hours or more."
or ?
But the truth is: Doesn't matter which examiner you go to,
the person being polygraphed
will be ON THE POLYGRAPH, answering Yes or No
questions,
for just THREE 5-MINUTE charts.
Most of the rest of the '2 hours' would just be talk.
A lot of examiners clearly do not want you to know this.
Some feel you would be shocked by their high price quote if you knew
that the
actual polygraphing (when the arm is being squeezed by
a
blood-pressure cuff) time is actually just three 5-minute periods.
Old 'analog' (a roll of chart paper with 4 moving pens) polygraph
instruments did take a lot longer to do a test, having
to continually adjust paper, fix ink problems, and constant writing
notes on the paper. But that was long ago. Since the early 1990s we all
went to computerized.
Much faster with modern computer polygraphs.
Most of the rest of this time, the longest part, is the 'talk time'.
It is helping you
to write what 3 or 4 questions you want asked. Proper instruction is to have you think about, and write down, your questions
before
you come in, and will help you make them perfect when you arrive.
KNOW THIS SECRET: The 30 minutes or more of thought
you put
into the questions you write at
home equals 30 minutes
or more less time you need to be at the examiner's office.
Your relationship polygraph exam will take less than one hour if your
one-to-four questions are written down on paper before you come in.
Many examiners forget to tell you this before you come in for your test--
and that's a bad mistake.
Drink water an hour before the testing.
Here's why.
An important part of a polygraph test is measuring moisture changes at the fingertips.
On warm and hot days, especially by afternoon, a person may have already
'sweated out' more water than they took in that day, leaving them 'dehydrated'.
(The green wiggly line is the finger-moisture changes)
If at the start of testing the examiner detects dehydration,
there are only two special ways to properly handle that issue.
If not done correctly at this point, the test's accuracy is destroyed.